What's with these homies dissing my girl?
Why do they gotta front?
What did we ever do to these guys that made them so violent?
Woo-hoo!
But you know I'm yours,
Woo-hoo!
And I know you're mine.
Woo-hoo!
And that's for all time!

Woo-ee-oo, I look just like Buddy Holly,
Oh oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore.
I don't care what they say about us anyway.
I don't care about that.

Don't you ever fear, I'm always near,
I know that you need help.
Your tounge is twisted, your eyes are slit,
You need a guardian.

Woo-hoo!
And you know I'm yours,
Woo-hoo!
And I know you're mine.
Woo-hoo!
And that's for all time!

Woo-ee-oo, I look just like Buddy Holly,
Oh oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore.
I don't care what they say about us anyway.
I don't care about that.
I don't care about that.

Bang! Bang a knock on the door. Another big bang and you're down on the floor.
Oh no, what do I do? Don't look now, but I lost my shoe.
I can't run and I can't kick. What's a matter babe? Are you feeling sick?
What's a matter, what's a matter, what's a matter you?
What's a matter babe? Are you feeling blue? Oh-ohhhh.

That's why I love you!

Woo-ee-oo, I look just like Buddy Holly,
Oh oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore.
I don't care what they say about us anyway.
I don't care about that.
I don't care about that.
I don't care about that.
I don't care about that.